And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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