he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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