I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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