I hate your face
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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