Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
nutella sex= disaster
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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