Where is the hickey?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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