Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
