talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Randomize
