we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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