Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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