So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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