sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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