AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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