alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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