Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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