Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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