literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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