he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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