Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Im part way to drunk.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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