i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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