It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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