check it out our google latitudes are spooning
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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