A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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