the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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