Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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