Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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