Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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