pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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