She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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