I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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