I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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