I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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