Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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