yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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