he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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