I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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