Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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