Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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