Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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