Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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