if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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