I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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