The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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