oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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