I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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