I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize
