YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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