STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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