Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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