Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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Im part way to drunk.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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