If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You're like the curious george of whores
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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