i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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