if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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