Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize
