About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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